June 2013
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
get out
- Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
- Son: I smoked weed, dad
- Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
dont preach about being a good person when you are openly a shitty person yourself
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Panic! At The Disco
I’ve got more wit
A better kiss
Hotter touch
A better fuck
Than any boy you’ll ever meet
